Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
