He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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