PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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