How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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