Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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