Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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