I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
