Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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