wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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