i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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