Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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