is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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