I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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