Need sex. Gaining weight.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Randomize
