i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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