we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
accomplished twins. life is a go
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Randomize
