The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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