k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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