Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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