i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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