don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Randomize
