is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
What a dumb baby whore.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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