He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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