Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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