That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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