Who wears a wallet chain?!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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