Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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