Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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