these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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