I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Randomize
