D3 body, D1 cock
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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