My cat gives me a boner
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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