I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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