what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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