Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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