Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We're using joints as your birthday candles
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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