I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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