so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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