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Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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