He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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