love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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