no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i think i have herpe
just one?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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