what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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