so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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