You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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