did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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