so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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