Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I have aggressive nipples.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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