I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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