Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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